Myth:
New York musical theatre auditions, though scary, are perfectly safe--even fun!--and never result in fatalities.
Fact:
People die all the time at musical auditions. That's why they always take headshots and resumes--so they can identify the bodies.
The last note he sings...will be Death Flat!
4 comments:
"Death Flat," huh?
Sounds like another great idea for a cheaply made horror film!
Maybe a group of unbelievably horny teens have sex in an SUV so much that they get a...DEATH FLAT! Then, of course, a maniac dressed like an AAA attendant picks them off one at a time with his gruesome tire iron.
Or a sinister piano teacher rigs her instrument to explode if any unfortunate pupil strikes the...DEATH FLAT! Then, of course, she would have to move the detonator key around to keep things fresh. And buying a new piano after every murder would probably add up...
I like the first idea better.
I kinda like the piano teacher idea. It goes with the whole music thing. I mean, how do you kill people with music? Maybe the piano teacher could only take on elderly students and really freak them out before their recitals so they have heart attacks.
Are you listening, Hollywood?!
How do you kill people with music?
Didn't you see Hairspray?
Love the jazz hands!
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