"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Monday, June 05, 2006
Try it!
You can't say the words "Happy Puppies" without smiling.
The effect is enhanced by imagining happy puppies.
You also can't say the words "Moist Sewage" without smiling. The effect is rather dampered by visualizing moist sewage...unless, of course, there are happy puppies romping in the moist sewage. That's irresistible!
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Happy Cocker Spaniels. Happy Cocker Spaniels!!! - - - - It didn't work!!
You also can't say the words "Moist Sewage" without smiling. The effect is rather dampered by visualizing moist sewage...unless, of course, there are happy puppies romping in the moist sewage. That's irresistible!
That's because you can't say "cocker spaniel" without frowning.
You also can't look sinister while drinking out of a straw or eating a donut.
forky, didn't even have to say it. I just READ the post and I was smiling!
Can I just say...I HATE the word moist! I can say THAT without smiling.
Bastard!
Bert and Ernie are happy puppies who bring a smile to everyone they meet. Unlike a certain useless cat...
You can't say "Flaming Tapirs" without smiling, either. At least, I can't.
Secret word: "Oikynev" - the sound made by a tapir that has been set on fire.
It works better than "Happy Monday". The Monday part just bogs it down. Puppies work much better!
The best kind are fat puppies, wiggling in a box. Now, that's just cute.
How often do you see sad puppies though?
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