You know, this instructor is about to get his eyes scratched out. We're setting the pose and I mentioned it would be nice if there were some ropes or pullys or other thing to play on to make some really interesting poses.

Quoth he, "well, in LA, I have models who do all KINDS of amazing things. I have a fire eater model who eats fire as he models. And a sword swallower. They're just amazing. They're not afraid to get REALLY physical."

And I almost snarked, "Oh. Do you work at the circus?"

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El Sloppo has been foiled. They're using oil-based clay. And the instructor just pooh-poohed sculptors who make huge messes as they work.

Heh heh heh.