"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Earth Needs More Kittens
It's happening again.
We all remember how last time it was a hoax.
And the time after that was a hoax too.
And, for all we know, this time may be a hoax as well.
But don't you think it's funny how jumpy everyone is? It's like we're expecting a real-life invasion of moon men from Outer Space to happen any day now. Does that tell us anything about the precarious times in which we live?
Maybe we're not so far away from the fallout-shelter fifties as we think...
Cue theremin.
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If aliens really are hovering perpetually around our uninteresting little planetoid, what in Zagnor's name are they waiting for?
I say either annihilate us or come on down here and share the warp drive technology already.
Those aliens can bite my primitive, carbon-based a$$!
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