Wednesday, October 19, 2005

You Know You're a Presbyterian When...

...you go to a concert or play and everybody claps at the end...while you fight the urge to sit on your hands.


**Note: As a member of the Presbyterian Church in America, I'm allowed to make these sorts of nose-tweaking observations. You know. Like Catholics poking fun at being Catholic (and honestly, what's NOT funny about being Catholic?). It's all in good fun. Unless, of course, you're NOT a Presbyterian and start making fun of us. Then it's a hate crime. There's the disclaimer.**

7 comments:

Patrick Lafferty said...

...or when you feel no urge to respond to emails and just chalk up the absence of feeling to an affection the Lord has as yet to create in you, and thereby assume that since all things are in the palm of His Hand, that you shouldn't worry your pretty little head because there's no sense raging against sovereignty! :)

Fork said...

...Huh?

Someone wants a cream pie in the face.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pie Patrick! Pie! Either make sense or eat pie, tie man.

Anonymous said...

And Forky's head isn't little or pretty. Eat pie, tie man!

Anonymous said...

maybe this is why they're called the "frozen chosen."

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work »

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