"BARE ANKLES" WINS!
It was a long and heated fight, but in the end, "Bare Ankles" came out on top! There can be no doubt that receeding hemlines have caused a seemingly endless outpouring of problems for our "enlightened" society of today.Just look at what happened when the first woman flashed a bit of ankle!
We went from this...
Tasteful fashion
To this...
Scandalous swimwear
To this!
Modern dress of today
All it takes is a quick glimpse at our past and it's difficult to argue that anything has been as destructive to humanity as the bare ankle!
Final Results, WFiiA? Round 2:
Bare Ankles - 6
Jazz/Booze - 4
Technology - 3
Joan Crawford - 3
Obama - 1
Rita - 0
Thanks to everybody who participated in Round 2 of Whose Fault is it Anyway? Keep checking back as more finger-pointing mayhem is on it's way! But for now, blame those ankles!
One teensy peek at an un-stockinged ankle and these
all-American men will become cheating wolves!
9 comments:
Where do you find those pictures?! I have to know! Wait...do you hear that? Someone's calling my name! I'm coming Cheesecake Factory...
Damn...If Joan Crawford has bare ankles can I still blame her? I don't want to break the "Whose fault is it anyway" rules by blaming someone who is obviously to blame for the fall of mankind?? So did the cold front come in...and more importantly did you stay warm in your fish nets??
Bare ankles only won because QK3 is such a pain in the butt. We all know the truth. Tech is to blame and you all know it. It's the fault of tech. Blame technology! Let this be our rallying cry! Blame technology! The south will rise again! Er... Blame technology!
A pain in the butt? A PAIN IN THE BUTT?!! How could you scottlovesjesus?! After all we've been through - not to mention - you have the capacity to be equally, if not more obnoxious than I. So, it's your fault that technology didn't win. Yours and only yours. Why don't you think about that for a while, huh? Bare ankles rule!
If queen, iii and scottlovesjesus kill each other in a virtual battle royale...does that mean Joan Crawford will reign as the blame of all things that need to be blamed?
More obnoxious am I? Well I never! Just because showing your ankles ruined you, don't go blaming it for everything! And it's not my fault technology didn't win. You had to utilize tech in order to participate in this wicked poll! So log off, baby.
Yes, Boscoe. If a virtual battle ensued and Queen and Scott both died, then yes. Joan Crawford would be to blame for all the world's woes.
Bastard people!
Hey Scott, just remember, bare ankles made us do it.
Although I think I know a certain breed of dog who will show up as a prime candidate for WFiiA? Round 3.
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