Hubba-hubba! Here she is, folks! Strutting right off the street corner and into your home! Say hello to the new Barbie!
"Bling Bling Barbie" is set to be the hot-hot-hottest Christmas gift this year! Not only does she come with a faux fur coat, she also features accesories such as a faux-diamond studded cell phone, a faux-fur purse, and lipstick to put on those big, fat collagen lips!
Seriously, is this not one of the more skank-o-rrific things you've ever seen? I can just see it now. Little Suzy trickin' on the street corner with her new Bling Bling Barbie.
What's next? Pimp-Daddy Ken?
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Um....Ken and Barbie got a divorce....I hear Ken has his Eye on Skipper which might just be the reason for this new skank-o-riffic look barbie is going for...
Wait...am I the first to comment on this???? I beat queen, iii????? Damn i'm good. It is going to be a good day...for me and skank-o-riffic barbie.
I know, I've been a little off my game today, probably because I followed skank-o-riffic barbie's example and made a little extra cash last night, if you know what I mean. It's tough workin' all night and then workin' all day. I hope I can make it without any cocaine. But, back to the point: he new look probably does have something to do with the divorce - doesn't it always?
Maybe she's trying to win him back? Stranger things have happened. And don't follow Bling Bling Barbie's example. Just because somebody tells you something's fun doesn't mean you have to give in and stoop to their level. You're better off living in blissful innocence for, once that innocence--the eyes and ears of a child--has been stripped from you, you can never, never replace it. You've crossed that invisible line that seperates goodness from true wickedness. It leaves a scar--a scar that never heals! A scar of shame and guilt you must carry all your days. You may try to make light of it, as many people do, and say, "Oh, it's not that bad," but deep down, really deep down, you know in your deepest of hearts that you've blown it and you'll have to pay for your sins. Oh yes. You'll pay.
Just a thought.
These sound like the ramblings of a guilty soul...
You know...this looks kinda like a Hooker Barbie, as opposed to bling bling barbie.. Mayhap in her divorce, she lost more than seh bargained from from Ken, and now how to work those Matel streets, just to pay for her dream car.
It DOES appear as though she's had some work done. That face of hers looks like it's nothing but plastic! You know those Hollywood types... Always goin' in for a little nip and tuck!
Can Pimp-Daddy Ken look like a Miami drug boss complete with leopard-print bikini briefs and a yacht?
A yacht? I didn't think Pimp-Daddies made enough to afford YACHTS. Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Sure, why not.
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