"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
ooh. I think we'll provide this as "parting gifts" for the next 20+ retreat. thanks for the link! (but what would we have to do to make it appropriate for the guys--spray it with something from Bath and Body Works?)
Hey, there's nothing wrong with healthy, affirming masculine touch. That's just the trouble with our society today. I say spray it with musk and give one of these to every attendee!
That's a great way to sneak out in the middle of the night without ever letting anyone know you are gone...wait...I mean if someone were to want to do that...if there were ever a person in need of a drastic midnight escape from the arms of another person in bed...i mean...
(By the way, way to go Patrick! That's two in a row he's gotten! And for the record, there's no way to make it appropriate for the guys. Well... maybe adding a little padding in the pocket...)
Ouch, Patrick! I was trying to give you some love on this one. And a little grace, please. I'm only saying that I love Him. But I don't want to be a poor representative. I don't aim to offend. So I will change my screen name. (I'm still proud of you for playing along. It's really fun)
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Is this a personal attack on me?! Well, IS IT?!!
ooh. I think we'll provide this as "parting gifts" for the next 20+ retreat. thanks for the link! (but what would we have to do to make it appropriate for the guys--spray it with something from Bath and Body Works?)
Hey, there's nothing wrong with healthy, affirming masculine touch. That's just the trouble with our society today. I say spray it with musk and give one of these to every attendee!
Everyone loves a little manly love...i know my ex sure did.
Nice bonus link, by the way. Good thing I don't shop at BarrioMart.
Um, I don't mean that in a racist way.
poo poo is an abomination!
That's a great way to sneak out in the middle of the night without ever letting anyone know you are gone...wait...I mean if someone were to want to do that...if there were ever a person in need of a drastic midnight escape from the arms of another person in bed...i mean...
poo poo is an abomination...i agree
That's just creepy. That's so the woman's version of a blow-up doll. It's like plush fuzzy porn. Ewww.
(By the way, way to go Patrick! That's two in a row he's gotten! And for the record, there's no way to make it appropriate for the guys. Well... maybe adding a little padding in the pocket...)
Is it sad, that A-rod is on the Latin Legends team? That the stros lost the world series, or that I have one of these and have named it...Stuart...
I mean...
*throws ninja smoke bomb and runs off*
maybe Scott should change his screen name to ScottlovesJesussolongasJesuslovessmarta*scomments
Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
I'm keepin' out of this one!
Ouch, Patrick! I was trying to give you some love on this one. And a little grace, please. I'm only saying that I love Him. But I don't want to be a poor representative. I don't aim to offend. So I will change my screen name. (I'm still proud of you for playing along. It's really fun)
Wow. How diplomatic of you Scott.
Click on the hidden link for an update to the story of the Poo Poo Pastries! They're worse than Marzipan Babies!
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