"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
You Can't Know
You can't know what it's like up here.
You just can't know.
New York City isn't like everywhere else.
So if I get a little frantic between now and November 4th, please understand...it's not me.
Palin's a grade-A dummy, but I've never felt compelled to "vomit with rage" when I see her. How would one vomit with rage, anyway? I would think retaining the intensity of one's anger during an especially explosive upchuck would be damn near impossible.
And who takes anything seriously that was posted on Jezebel.com? JEZEBEL?! Do these feminazis even know who Jezebel was? It's like the cute little baby I saw the other day whose mother announced to everyone waiting in line for dinner that his name was Cain.
I mean, I've been kind of Palin-sceptic after the killer convention speech she gave, but the irrational hatred of her just doesn't make any sense. Maybe because it's irrational.
It's kind of like with Bush. I'm not terribly taken with the poor old nincompoop, but whenever I hear one of these crazed wild teeth-gnashers summon ten thousand curses at the mention of his name, it almost makes me want to vote for him.
2 comments:
Wow. For reals, yo.
Palin's a grade-A dummy, but I've never felt compelled to "vomit with rage" when I see her. How would one vomit with rage, anyway? I would think retaining the intensity of one's anger during an especially explosive upchuck would be damn near impossible.
And who takes anything seriously that was posted on Jezebel.com? JEZEBEL?! Do these feminazis even know who Jezebel was? It's like the cute little baby I saw the other day whose mother announced to everyone waiting in line for dinner that his name was Cain.
"Has he murdered anyone yet? I asked.
"What?!! No, you freak!" she replied.
"He will, then," I muttered.
Sheesh. Stoopid Peepul.
I KNOW!
I mean, I've been kind of Palin-sceptic after the killer convention speech she gave, but the irrational hatred of her just doesn't make any sense. Maybe because it's irrational.
It's kind of like with Bush. I'm not terribly taken with the poor old nincompoop, but whenever I hear one of these crazed wild teeth-gnashers summon ten thousand curses at the mention of his name, it almost makes me want to vote for him.
People are crazy.
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