"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
A Revelation
I'm learning something.
When you do 45 minutes of medium to high intensity cardio every day, after a while you don't really feel like moving.
No, no, no. Manorexia is when a guy thinks he's too small and needs to constantly be pumping iron to bulk up. Don't you know ANYTHING about medical terminology?
Yeah. Like some FAGE greek yogurt with honey. I cannot say enough about this stuff. Nutritious and delicious. Wow.
For the rest of us, who could stand to lose a few pounds, check out the healthy treats on the 1974 Weight Watchers recipe cards I've linked on my blogtoday. They're a great weight loss tool. Because they look so... um. Delicious. Yeah, delicious. You'll definitely want to consume less food after looking at them!
I find that a Baby Ruth helps! And the beauty of the Baby Ruth is that it doesn't do anything to hurt my abs...it just covers them with a nice layer of fat. :)
Forky, seriously. don't you think that you're taking this whole 6-pack thing a little TOO seriously!! I mean, enough is enough. You can actually eat solid food, you know, and still keep that six-pack! Are you going to start becoming no fun because you're always worried about your 6-pack?!! No one will be able to stand you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aborexic.
Unless you work up a good sweat. Then there'll be children crying and women screaming, "Dear God, what is that thing!" as they point at your melty abs.
I always find that when i feel like not moving at all its because i'm extremely lazy...so when i run or do any kind of cardio (during my 1 workout a semester) it makes me even lazier!!!
And if forky wants to be aborexic let him be...as for me...i wait until halloween and buy the t-shirt that looks like a 6-pack!!!
14 comments:
Maybe you should try eating something. I think you're being manorexic!!
No, no, no. Manorexia is when a guy thinks he's too small and needs to constantly be pumping iron to bulk up. Don't you know ANYTHING about medical terminology?
I MIGHT, however, have six-packorexia.
Seroiusly, forky, eat something!!!
Yeah, I'm with Q3. That 'not wanting to move' feeling? It's called hunger. Do something about it. I reccomend a little thing called the hamburger.
Yeah. Like some FAGE greek yogurt with honey. I cannot say enough about this stuff. Nutritious and delicious. Wow.
For the rest of us, who could stand to lose a few pounds, check out the healthy treats on the 1974 Weight Watchers recipe cards I've linked on my blogtoday. They're a great weight loss tool. Because they look so... um. Delicious. Yeah, delicious. You'll definitely want to consume less food after looking at them!
Aborexia. Yes...that's what it is.
I find that a Baby Ruth helps! And the beauty of the Baby Ruth is that it doesn't do anything to hurt my abs...it just covers them with a nice layer of fat. :)
Hey, thanks Tracy! Now THAT'S some information I can use!
Forky, seriously. don't you think that you're taking this whole 6-pack thing a little TOO seriously!! I mean, enough is enough. You can actually eat solid food, you know, and still keep that six-pack! Are you going to start becoming no fun because you're always worried about your 6-pack?!! No one will be able to stand you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aborexic.
When you see my pearly-white abs on that stage and begin to lust, I want you all to remember this!
What show are you doing that requires you to be ab-alicious? Do tell!!!
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. He's playing Maggie.
Unless you work up a good sweat. Then there'll be children crying and women screaming, "Dear God, what is that thing!" as they point at your melty abs.
I always find that when i feel like not moving at all its because i'm extremely lazy...so when i run or do any kind of cardio (during my 1 workout a semester) it makes me even lazier!!!
And if forky wants to be aborexic let him be...as for me...i wait until halloween and buy the t-shirt that looks like a 6-pack!!!
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