I'm taking a half-day here on the 42nd Floor so I need to get to work. It's a beautiful thing...Mr. Archibald is out for the next two weeks and aside from a little filing and a few travel arrangements, which I'm counting on Yasriel to do anyway, I got nothing!
This is a problem, however. Yasriel ain't here. I have no idea where she is.
Where do YOU think she is?
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I'm fairly sure that she's hurtling through the dark streets of Paris with a long-haired scholar and an old, gay British guy, trying to avoid the French police and Interpol. She's probably a direct descendant of Christ.
With hypoglycemia. You should see the amount of food she brings and stuffs into our mini fridge. You can always tell when she leaves early because the fridge is missing a half dozen baby elephant steaks.
I'll bet she has an absurdly big plastic jug of diet soda, too. It probably says something like "Malibu Dreamz" on the side and has a couple of poorly drawn parrots kissing in front of tropical sunset. Did I just blow your mind or what?
oohh..smurfs...yeah. That sounds about right.
Was that that guy's name? He was pretty scary when I was three. What the hell was up with that show?! Crazy Europeans!
Gargamel was his name. Read about his evil at:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_the_Smurfs#Gargamel
That show was the spawn of the ani-Christ. Not the anti-Christ, but the ani-Christ. See, it's animated heathenry, so I used the prefix ani- ... nevermind.
I don't know Yasriel, but I think someone should have fired her ass a long time ago.
Where are you, Forky? Working hard or sleeping on your desk?
We may have to have a "Freaks" movie night soon.
I'm on vacation! For this afternoon at least. Freaks!
Oh, and it turned out Yasriel was at "jury duty" all morning. She "forgot to tell anybody" and said she was really "sorry".
Mmm hmm. I've got my eye on that wanton!
When did she become Chinese food?
And didn't you take a half-day on Friday? Why don't you just half-quit?
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