Thursday, August 11, 2005

Ask Nelson!

Dear Nelson,
You're a cat. Do you ever get bored sitting in Fork's apartment all day? I mean, you've got nothing to read, no movies to watch, and you don't know how to operate a computer. You must be bored out of your mind!
-Cooped Up in Wichita


Dear Cooped,
What are you talking about? Being a cat is great! I get to sleep all day, I don't have to go to work, I chase invisible critters around the apartment, I eat the finest of dry cat food and have plenty of soft things to sit on while I spend my few waking hours grooming myself. Just remember, you can't be a failure if you have no ambitions!
-Nelson