"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Saturday, February 03, 2007
Regular
I have GOT to switch to a lower-fiber cereal. I have been farting all damn day!
Fortunately, the gas has been oderless which is a very good thing. The people around me have no idea there's a gas leak occurring right next to them.
Might I suggest some Beano and a more discriminating topic choice process for your confessional blog? Good Lord, man, we don't need to know EVERYTHING that happens during a typical sordid day with Forky in Noo Yuck.
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Might I suggest some Beano and a more discriminating topic choice process for your confessional blog? Good Lord, man, we don't need to know EVERYTHING that happens during a typical sordid day with Forky in Noo Yuck.
Maybe 90% more Fork is too much...
Noo Yuck, indeed. Didn't your grandmother ever tell you Southern ladies and gentlemen do not discuss such matters?
Hey, everybody farts! That doesn't make me gross, it makes me human!
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