Monday, February 26, 2007

The Abs Are Back in Town

Never one to graciously share the spotlight, I made an executive decision at dress-tech last night.

We've got three pairs of naked boobies on this stage...

...I decided we needed three pairs of abs on this stage too.

Yes, folks. Raise a glass of protein smoothee and eat some baby carrots.

The abs are back.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you mean "ab", Tubby?

Fork said...

No, actually. And this diet actually works well now that I'm completely penniless. Granted, with only three days till opening, we won't be able to get that "action figure" look, but we'll get the more realistic "farm boy" look instead.