The reason for the scavenger hunt? The costume shoppe that Lola is supposed to be getting these last few pieces from was flooded in the storm this weekend. I don't know how she expects us to believe that she'll "get them from the shop tomorrow". There's no shop left!
That said, I've successfully completed the scavenger hunt!
Hasidic Jew Hat - $34.99
Black Military-Issue Boots - $29.99
Black Pants - $16.50
Knee Pads - $9.99
Bottle of Wine (to be emptied) - $8.99
Bag of Sand - $2.99
Knowing you busted your butt in a selfless attempt to help make this most ramshackle of productions come together at the last minute because nobody was organized enough to do it - Demand a refund
3 comments:
if you need somebody to empty that bottle of wine for you, I'm your man.
You paid $3 for sand??? Uhhhh... you do know that it's all over the ground, right?
Yeah, you could have come to visit Baklava-ville...we have sand on the ground, in the house...A couple of weeks ago We even had the Sahara over our heads!!! And you paid for sand?!?!?!?!?! I think that wine had an affect on you.
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