Feelin' Blue?

You know those bratty kids who have ADD? The ones who also eat lots of sugary junk food and play video games instead of going out and getting some exercise?

Well, according to latest studies, those kids might not have ADD at all. They might actually be Indigo Children! Antsy, disruptive children who have an inborn sense of royalty and lack of respect for authority figures are actually centuries-old reincarnated souls whose auras are a deep shade of blue (hence the name). They are infinitely intelligent, can read minds, and, if left to their own devices, could solve the world's hunger and pollution problems. The trouble is their parents are doping them with ritalin and making Planet Earth's Last Great Hope into doughy little dullards.

I think there may be an indigo child in our cast of 'Fiddler'. He's one of those hyper, candy-loving types who is easily bored and goes a little bonkers whenever Lola Levenstein tells everyone to stand still and be quiet. Lola obviously doesn't realize who she's dealing with. If he wanted to, he could reduce her brain to tapioca!

Indigo children still have nothing on Tom Cruise however, who is a Level VII Scientologist. That means he can read AND control minds of both humans and animals, render himself invisible, foretell the future, leave his body at will, and move objects with his brain.

Just don't dump a bucket of pigs blood on him at prom or you'll be sorry.