"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Flabby
Unless my pedometer is incorrectly calibrated, these were my walking stats for last week.
86845 steps 39.749 miles 2306.8 cals
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get to the gym.
"Look at me! Look at me! I'm so in shape that people pay me to draw pictures of my glorious naked body!" - excerpt from The Memoirs of Forky: The Everycity Years
11 comments:
Wow Forky you only walked 39.749 miles last week?? Slacker!!
Fatass.
I know! You should see my ass these days!
If any of you feel like walking, just meet up with me here in Supercity. By the way, Boscoe, I don't think I have your email address.
Cach has it...
you're obnoxious.
I agree with Queen. Nobody likes a showoff.
"I did really lousy on my midterm last week. I only made 100 out of a possible 105!"
See what I mean?
Wow! I was in the best shape of my life living in NYC...no wonder!
40 miles in a week!!! Incredible!
Oh, sorry about the saggy @$$!
"Look at me! Look at me! I'm so in shape that people pay me to draw pictures of my glorious naked body!" - excerpt from The Memoirs of Forky: The Everycity Years
Fat and lazy. You don't blog no more.
Oh, come on people. I have to do SOMETHING about these saddlebags!
(I just like saying saddlebags. I'm not even sure what a saddlebag is. Skwee!)
Saddlebags, Oh Forky, if you think about it carefully only happen on pack mules and women's legs! There you go! So YOU cannot have saddlebags!
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