I just found out my new BlackBerry (the one that replaced Blackwell who was sick and died two weeks ago--send me your addresses so I can add them to my new one! Oh...that was a long parenthetical. Now you don't remember what I was saying. Let me start over)...
*ahem*
I just found out my new BlackBerry is a black woman!
Don't ask me how I know this. I just do. Maybe its because she's got this maternal quality about her. Maybe it's because she's well-built and sturdy. Maybe its because she's knocked up and we don't know who the baby daddy is.
Whatever the reason, irreverent or otherwise, she needs a proper name. So far we've got:
Shantiqua
Lemonjello
Mochalatte
Clairneesha
Tanaynay
Write-ins eagerly accepted. And if you're with the NAACP, chill out. As you can see by my profile picture, I'm black.
Happy weekend! See you Monday!
5 comments:
I would suggest "Jamiqua."
That way, when you are introducing her to your friends, you can say, "And here's my Blackberry Jam-iqua."
The jokes pratically write themselves!
How about Halle?
Shaznay?
Irene?
Lemonjello, I should point out, is a boy's name.
Whoops. How about Oranjello?
I'm with Matt...I like condoleezza!!
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