Friday, September 30, 2005

WFiiA? Round 2

Everybody's pointing fingers these days! Don't be left out in the cold! Warm up your index finger because it's time for another ripping round of WHOSE FAULT IS IT, ANYWAY?

Our winner from Round 1, Booze, is up against a whole new slew of ew!

Who's to blame? It's up to you to decide!


Whose fault is it?

Booze (Reigning Champ!)
???

Obama
???

Technology
???

Jazz
???

Joan Crawford
???

Rita
???

Bare Ankles
???

Whose fault is it??!!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You make me laugh soooo hard!!!! Your blame game picture choices are a riot. I will go with bare ankles and Obama.

Or my favorite....Internet Intoxication.

Anonymous said...

Totally bare ankles! The whole cause of demise in our society! Because ankles lead to calves, which lead to thighs, which lead to....
So, my point is that it all starts with the ankles. And men these days need little prompting to think of sex. Ankles drive men wild!

Patrick Lafferty said...

i suppose part of the pathology of blame is that no one seems to identify precisely what it is we're blaming whomever for...sorta like this post...for what ARE we placing blame...maybe I'm just slow

Fork said...

Please limit your votes to the choices listed. Write-ins will be discarded.

Current results:

Bare Ankles - 2
Joan Crawford - 1
Obama - 1

Feel free to vote and comment as much as you like. And thank you in advance for helping us to identify whose fault it really is.

-The WFiiA? Team

Anonymous said...

Poor Joan Crawford. She gets blamed for everything. I mean, the linebacker-shoulder-pad trend she spawned WAS unfortunate, but she had an excellent point about the wire hangers. They get all tangled up!

I'm tempted to say Obama is to blame, but nah. I'm going to stick with booze. My number-two choice is jazz. Jazz alone is okay, but mixed with booze, a deadly combination that leads to all kinds of moral decay.

Can I make a suggestion for Round 3? Two words: Ted Kennedy.

Fork said...

Patrick and Chimchim,

You're thinking about this too much. Just go with your instinct and blame someone! It's got to be SOMEBODY'S fault!

Anonymous said...

If I may stick my pretty little nost in this, I think that there is purpose in the ambiguity of the blame game...so that whenever someone brings up a problem: the government, the ozone, the death penalty, hurricanes rita, katrina, and stan, you have a consise answer:
bare ankles.
See? It's so easy! And people will stop asking you stupid questions - mostly because they think you're crazy. But, however you have to get them to stop is worth it!

Anonymous said...

Fools! It's technology! Technology makes this blame possible! It is evil! In fact, in a bold move towards innocence and purity, I'm going to stop using technol...

Fork said...

Oh, Queen III...you shouldn't have explained it so well! They're so much more entertaining when they're confused!

Fork said...

Results so far...

Bare ankles - 2
Technology - 2 (enthusiasm counts as an extra vote)
Joan Crawford - 1
Obama - 1
Jazz/Booze - 1

Anonymous said...

JOAN CRAWFORD IS TO BLAME FOR ALL THE WORLDS WOES!!!

Fork said...

This will never do. A three-way tie? How ever will we decide who's to blame???

Anonymous said...

Then I cast another vote for bare ankles!

Fork said...

Bare Ankles - 3
Booze/Jazz - 2
Joan Crawford - 2
Technology - 1
Obama - 1
Rita - 0

The race is getting pretty exciting! Bare Ankles has a tenuous grasp on first place at the moment. Will there be an upset? Remember, the polls close with the arrival of cool weather so vote, vote, vote!

**NEWS FLASH**

After careful consideration, the WFiiA? Team has decided that Jazz and Booze are much too similar to be considered seperate: one cannot exist without the other.

Henceforth, a vote for Jazz is a vote for Booze! And vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Definitely Jazz...it ruined everything. And when everything was going so well too...

That Billy Holliday was a floosie.

Anonymous said...

bare ankles

Anonymous said...

bare ankles

Anonymous said...

bare ANKLES!!!!!!

Fork said...

Well. Somebody REALLY wants HER choice to win.

Anonymous said...

who?

Fork said...

Another vote for technology. As it stands now...

Bare Ankles - 6
Booze/Jazz - 3
Technology - 2
Joan Crawford - 2
Obama - 1
Rita - 0