"Here at last.
Here at last.
Thank God Almighty
the cool front is here at last."
-Martin Luther King, Jr. (with changes by me)
"Cool fronts make babies happy." -Me
"The oppresively hot day makes the laborer weep, but the cool, crisp autumn day makes him snuggle up in a blanket and smile." Fourchette 4:13
"Cool fronts make baby Jesus happy." -Me
"Parousia takes precedence." -Some weirdo who has no appreciation for cold weather (and obviously uses a Word of the Day calendar to make us think he's edumacated)
I don't know what that means, but damn if it ain't the truth!
8 comments:
"It's a reference to a comment made in the previous post, 'It's coming...' I don't even get it." -Me
do babies really make Jesus happy?
Everyone loves a good baby. Especially baby Jesus.
who ARE all these mysterious people I don't know?!! I demand to know all the details of all the people who comment on your blog!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! Well, do you?!! Yeeeesss...There's a good boy...now, would you like some candy?
Well...I don't think drooling is a sin unless it counts as some sort of Levitical discharge... (ew. That sounds so...wrong) So yeah. Baby Jesus drooled. Or *drools*, depending on whether or not you believe a baby version of him is running around in Heaven above right now.
More importantly, if he never cried how did he survive being BORN?
Y'know...it's kinda weird to think about all this. I mean, DID Baby Jesus soil his diapers? Wouldn't that make him 'unclean'?
Hey, seminary folks! Help us out with this one!
As the voice of religious education: Jesus pooped. And I wasn't opposing the coming cold, quite the opposite. But in case of a second coming, I think it might trump the weather.
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