Thursday, September 29, 2005

Christmas comes early

"This is the happiest day of my life." -Me upon opening the front door and getting hit with a 65 degree breeze.

"Here at last.
Here at last.
Thank God Almighty
the cool front is here at last."
-Martin Luther King, Jr. (with changes by me)

"Cool fronts make babies happy." -Me

"The oppresively hot day makes the laborer weep, but the cool, crisp autumn day makes him snuggle up in a blanket and smile." Fourchette 4:13

"Cool fronts make baby Jesus happy." -Me

"Parousia takes precedence." -Some weirdo who has no appreciation for cold weather (and obviously uses a Word of the Day calendar to make us think he's edumacated)

I don't know what that means, but damn if it ain't the truth!

8 comments:

Fork said...

"It's a reference to a comment made in the previous post, 'It's coming...' I don't even get it." -Me

Anonymous said...

do babies really make Jesus happy?

Fork said...

Everyone loves a good baby. Especially baby Jesus.

Anonymous said...

who ARE all these mysterious people I don't know?!! I demand to know all the details of all the people who comment on your blog!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! Well, do you?!! Yeeeesss...There's a good boy...now, would you like some candy?

Fork said...

Well...I don't think drooling is a sin unless it counts as some sort of Levitical discharge... (ew. That sounds so...wrong) So yeah. Baby Jesus drooled. Or *drools*, depending on whether or not you believe a baby version of him is running around in Heaven above right now.

Fork said...

More importantly, if he never cried how did he survive being BORN?

Y'know...it's kinda weird to think about all this. I mean, DID Baby Jesus soil his diapers? Wouldn't that make him 'unclean'?

Hey, seminary folks! Help us out with this one!

Anonymous said...

As the voice of religious education: Jesus pooped. And I wasn't opposing the coming cold, quite the opposite. But in case of a second coming, I think it might trump the weather.

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