Tuesday, August 05, 2008

It's Official

I'm totally broke.

I'm 100% no-money broke.

Like, not even "I actually have a hundred bucks but I'm just gonna tell people I'm broke" broke. I'm totally and utterly with-out mo-ney. Not a dime to my name! And in New York effing City of all places!!

This is SO awesome! Do you know what this means? There's no place to go but up!! So the next few days should be the best days EVAR!!1!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you mean there's no where to go but up? You haven't even begun to delve the depths of meth addiction. Wimp. Get back to me when you're a crackhead.

Bibb Leo File said...

Ohhh, the things you could do...

...if you had a little money.

It's a rich man's world.

Always sunny...in a rich man's world.

Must be funny...in a rich man's world.