"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
I'm back on the blogosphere...and I'm reading your blog...and I'm puzzled...so I'm guessing that you hate Obama...that you're a Republican...um...so are you also a Bush supporter??? Or are you just trying to be different because everyone in New York is a democrat?? Or maybe you hate black people...even though Obama's only half black...you hate the black in all people even though it might be slight. I'm confused. I didn't know you felt so strongly about politics...are you planning to run for office anytime soon? Are you going to try and use your mother's political connections to gain control over South Carolina and be instrumental in seceding them from the United States so you can create what you believe is a perfect nation? I'm concerned. Let me know, as I might need to contact some authoritative figure. Yours, Queen
Yes. I hate black people. How EVER did you guess? That's exactly why I'm starting my own campaign called, "Forky Fork-Fork for Prez! Longer lunch breaks! Five month summars! No more mean teachars!"
I think it's kind of catchy. And based on what America will swallow these days, I'm bound to win. Or at least beat Hillary.
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All you have to do is put a banana in your ear.
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.
It's true, so true. Once it's in, your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers...
So go and put a banana in your ear.
Totally stolen from 'Startropics'.
I'm back on the blogosphere...and I'm reading your blog...and I'm puzzled...so I'm guessing that you hate Obama...that you're a Republican...um...so are you also a Bush supporter??? Or are you just trying to be different because everyone in New York is a democrat?? Or maybe you hate black people...even though Obama's only half black...you hate the black in all people even though it might be slight. I'm confused. I didn't know you felt so strongly about politics...are you planning to run for office anytime soon? Are you going to try and use your mother's political connections to gain control over South Carolina and be instrumental in seceding them from the United States so you can create what you believe is a perfect nation? I'm concerned. Let me know, as I might need to contact some authoritative figure.
Yours,
Queen
Yes. I hate black people. How EVER did you guess? That's exactly why I'm starting my own campaign called, "Forky Fork-Fork for Prez! Longer lunch breaks! Five month summars! No more mean teachars!"
I think it's kind of catchy. And based on what America will swallow these days, I'm bound to win. Or at least beat Hillary.
Oh. And no black people allowed.
Sorry. I clearly hate 'em. What can I say?
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