Merry Kristenmas!
For those of you who don't know, today is Queen III's birthday. We all know how she loves men. So this year I went all out and looked up available guys in and around Everycity for her to choose from--one from each major race (except Jewish, naturally). It's up to Queen III to decide which dude will be the one that she gets into a frenzied, chaotic, neurotic, psychotic relationship with. Which one will it be? We're taking bets in the comments section of this post. The gang's all here, Queen III! Happy birthday to you!
Queen III's Birthday Surprise!
An Official 42nd Floor Poll
Which Race Will It Be?
Which Race Will It Be?
Italian
Native American
Black
White
Don't forget to wish Queen III a happy birthday!
(as always, we at the 42nd Floor believe in anonymity and have taken steps to protect the identities of the people in these pictures)
4 comments:
Whooooo??? Who could they beeeeeee? Those black bars are so anonymizing!
Happy birthday, Queen,iii! May you reign forever!
I will reign forever, a-dub...until I die.
And I vote for whitey!
Whitey doesn't have a prayer. It's all black for you, Q. Happy Birthday!
What's wrong with the Jews? Couldn't we maybe find her a nice Jewish boy from a good family? Feh! What, would that be so terrible? I'm just asking!
(Funniest when read in a strict imitation of Barbra Streisand in Yentl)
Mazel! Happy Birthday, already!
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