Our office building is throwing a Christma--er--Holiday party for its tennants today! From 3-5 there will be Christma--uh--Holiday goodies to eat and hot chocolate to drink. But that's not the best of it.
Sainty Claus himself will be there JUST for the tennants so they can get their picture with him and tell him the deepest darkest desires of their flesh! I'm thrilled, I tell you. Only problem is, I'm not sure what to ask him for. Any ideas?
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Wait wait wait...you're kidding, right?
Did he also make you change the elf to a dentist?
I'm getting so very confused. Is Rudolph one of the eight reindeer or one of the twelve disciples?
Neither. He's the ninth reindeer, also known as "Reindeer X".
Rudolph, like the Coca-Cola Santa Claus, is the bairn of commercialism.
Still, he shore is cute.
As official Seminary spokes person, Rudolph is infact one of the twelve disciples. Of course, he was not one of the "original Tweleve" or what we likes to call "Messiah's Twelve...twelve is the new eleven..."
No, Rudolph came in after the betrayer Judas killed himself, and it was up between him and Justus, of course Rudolph's surname in those days was Matthias, and so it came to pass and all that.
Hence why you won't find Rudolph on some Christ--err Holiday cards because of that. Instead usually a non descript reindeer is placed in there, or the anti-semitic one... Blitzen. Thus proving that the feast of Babylon we are celebrating is still holding true to its Herbrews in Exile roots.
Anywho..
Hey, how do you put links in comments?
Blitzen the anti-Semitic reindeer. That's funny. I guess his last name is Kreig?
A-Dub, within those "greater than/less than" brackets, use this HTML tag:
a href="http://www.websiteyouwanttouse.com" (notice the quotes)
Put this BEFORE the word you want to make the link, then IMMEDIATELY after, put (within brackets):
/a
Congratulations. You now know how to code in HTML.
Well, what did you decide on? Our "Nonspecific Day" party is today... lunch at the Everycity Heights Club, then we get to go home early... of course, everyone's going to be like, yeah, here's your secret santa present, now let's go home!
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