"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Hack
Uh oh. Smells like someone's smoking in the stairwell again...
I have the perfect cure for people smoking in the stair well. It involves 7 monkeys (of any variety) 13 fire extinquishers, 3 fire hoses (preferably attatched), a video camera, and 2 cigars.
yeah, she would nag the smoker to death...so that would be the second best...i had a new idea using gasoline filled tennis balls and 2 small dogs, maybe cocker spaniels, they'd be the perfect size
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I have the perfect cure for people smoking in the stair well. It involves 7 monkeys (of any variety) 13 fire extinquishers, 3 fire hoses (preferably attatched), a video camera, and 2 cigars.
Let me know if you are interested.
I have a better one. It involves wolves and meat suits.
Mine's the best: only requires Boscoe's mother.
yeah, she would nag the smoker to death...so that would be the second best...i had a new idea using gasoline filled tennis balls and 2 small dogs, maybe cocker spaniels, they'd be the perfect size
Bastard!
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