Monday, December 01, 2008

My Response

My response to an email conversation betwixt a few of my friends about how to fix conservativism:


All this is teddibly interesting, I'm sure, but it pales compared to what's going on down here at my first ever gig at the infamous freak show known as the New York Academy of Art.

The "girl" modeling next to me (I know!! A surprise double-booking!) has tattoos covering every inch of her anorexic body. And she has a cold.

When I was in college I never dreamed my life would end up like this...

Hopechange. Babies are the future.

2 comments:

Seth Ward said...

I'm not sure the tattooed lady is a good candidate for spreading your seed. You might want to reconsider...

Anonymous said...

I actually predicted this back in college.