"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
Monday, November 24, 2008
The Best Things in Life Are Free
Most awesome thing said by a panhandler in the subway: "Life is short. You're not gonna live forever. And you can't take your money with you. So give it to me."
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Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? If he's dying in poverty, then he'd better go ahead and do it, and decrease the surplus population!
Scrooge for President!
Campaign Slogan: "Change? Humbug!"
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