"You know, once upon a time, there was a naked guy who modeled for Michelangelo. I'd love for your Mom to tell him he didn't have a job. -the Cachinnator
I knew it was evil! Great, now I'm going to hell for sending my nephews and neices cards with dinosaurs and slogans like "I think you're really neat!" Not to mention the satanic heart-shaped candy box with Spiderman on it.
Hey, is that heart drawing a swipe at the Penguin... er... the Vice President??? Poor taste, M. le Fourchette.
And did you know that at the Feast of the Lupercalia the young men of Rome would do laps around the city naked and women who wanted to bear children would spank them with leather thongs? They believed that would assure them of a child in the next year. Romantic, no?
BTW... not that I need to say it, but that article is one of the biggest steaming piles of crap I've ever seen. I think you actually have to be retarded and not paying attention to find his argument logical and plausible.
Ya know..... sometimes they didn't use leather thongs. They would also sacrifice goats and then slap the women with bloody strips of flesh... That's prolly why we have to give them all that damn candy...making up for the years we slapped them with bloody meat... heh... gross.
Anyway... Pretty soon I don't think Christians will be allowed to actually celebrate any holiday.
Easter's coming up...look up Ostara and get ready for that one. heh.
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I knew it was evil! Great, now I'm going to hell for sending my nephews and neices cards with dinosaurs and slogans like "I think you're really neat!" Not to mention the satanic heart-shaped candy box with Spiderman on it.
I don't know how this one didn't place in the Unholy Hellidays contest last year. It's as pagan as can be! Not to mention depressing.
Hey, is that heart drawing a swipe at the Penguin... er... the Vice President??? Poor taste, M. le Fourchette.
And did you know that at the Feast of the Lupercalia the young men of Rome would do laps around the city naked and women who wanted to bear children would spank them with leather thongs? They believed that would assure them of a child in the next year. Romantic, no?
BTW... not that I need to say it, but that article is one of the biggest steaming piles of crap I've ever seen. I think you actually have to be retarded and not paying attention to find his argument logical and plausible.
I'm going to push to make Lupercalia the favorite of Unholy Hellidays 2006. It's so PAGAN it's DELICIOUS.
Ya know..... sometimes they didn't use leather thongs. They would also sacrifice goats and then slap the women with bloody strips of flesh... That's prolly why we have to give them all that damn candy...making up for the years we slapped them with bloody meat... heh... gross.
Anyway... Pretty soon I don't think Christians will be allowed to actually celebrate any holiday.
Easter's coming up...look up Ostara and get ready for that one. heh.
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