Sunday, February 22, 2009

A New Bad Word

Hey guys! I discovered a *great* new bad word! "Shart"! Isn't it great?? Say it with me now!

"Man, that person is a total shart!"

"Shart! I missed the train!"

And the best part? It doesn't actually mean anything! It's a nonsense collection of satisfying consonants to say when you're totally pissed!

At least...I don't THINK it means anything...

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4 comments:

The Cliff said...

actually my good friend Shart does have a meaning. If you've ever seen the movie 'Along Came Polly' starting Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller you would know that.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman uses the word at a partying saying that he 'sharted'. It means that when you fart, something of substance actually comes out.

Fork said...

I am SO. Disappointed.

What if we added an N to it? Like, "Sharnt". It's not as effortless as "Shart" but it gets the job done.

Any takers? Sharnt?

Bibb Leo File said...

What about spunt?

As in, "Why is that spunt staring at me?!"

Or how about trabbin?

As in, "Get your trabbin hands off of my bag!"

I got a cassag million of 'em.

Seth Ward said...

How bout a Fick. Or a Ficker. Fickhead.

Shaggot?